1. Not only does your Doberman sleep in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your Doberman comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your Doberman does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Doberman cool tricks
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Doberman …one two three more times.
and we have another photo…
6. You put your Doberman face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one Doberman, you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your Doberman to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your Doberman gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.
