1. Not only does your Golden Retriever sleep in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your Golden Retriever comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your Golden Retriever does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Golden Retriever cool tricks.
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Golden Retriever …one two three more times.
6. You put your Golden Retriever face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one Golden Retriever , you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your Golden Retriever to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your Golden Retriever does stuff like this… you get over it.
