9 Rules English Springer Spaniels Have For You

1.  The English Springer Spaniel is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the English Springer Spaniel is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Fine, the English Springer Spaniel is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

4. All right, the English Springer Spaniel is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.

5. The English Springer Spaniel can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.

6. The English Springer Spaniel can sleep under the covers every night.

7. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
English Springer Spaniel.

8. Bathroom time is together time. 

9. Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks, toys and underwear will do, too.