9 Rules Bulldogs Have For You

1.  The dis not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the Bulldog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Fine, the Bulldog is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

4. All right, the Bulldog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.

5. The Bulldog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.

6. The Bulldog can sleep under the covers every night.

7. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
Bulldog.

8. Bathroom time is together time. 

9. Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks, toys and underwear will do, too.