1. They never want to spend any time with you.
2. And they won’t bond with your children.
3. They never take a break.
4. Seriously, you’ll never get a moment’s peace.
5. You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.
6. They won’t play anyway.
7. So just forget about taking trips to the dog park.
8. Plus, they’re ugly.
9. They never listen to a word you say
10. They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.
And they’ll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend.
