1. Not only does your Saint Bernard sleep in your bed with you…
2. You plan special nights with your Saint Bernard.
3. You do whatever you can to make your Saint Bernard comfortable.
4. Great effort is placed on making sure your Saint Bernard does not feel left out.
5. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Saint Bernard cool tricks.
6. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Saint Bernard…one two three more times.
7. You put your Saint Bernard face, permanently on your body.
8. Once you started and got one Saint Bernard, you couldn’t stop.
9. You trust that your Saint Bernard will not push you in…even though it’d be so easy.
