All signs point to the fact that while you pay the bills, your dog is living her best life. If you’re not convinced, read the 9 red flags listed below. Sorry to be the one to tell you that you’re existing under a dictatorship, but you had to find out some time.
1. There is a dog bed or blanket in almost every room.
The pet is allowed everywhere.
2. Your personal home scent is a mix of Febreze and wet dog.
3. No matter how often you Windex, glass surfaces always have a permanent nose or tongue print.
4. Every framed photo in your home contains a picture of your dog.
5. You sweep and vacuum more dog hair than human hair.
6. You spend as much money on kibble as you do on groceries.
7. When you have people over, someone is bound to trip over a squeak toy.
8. You often find your socks and underwear scattered about in random places of the house.
9. Your family bends over backwards for the dog’s diet.
Your mother can never remember that you’re a vegetarian even though you’ve been one for 10 years but she can remember every way every dog you’ve ever had like their food.