1. Not only does your Dogue de Bordeaux in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your Dogue de Bordeaux comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your Dogue de Bordeaux does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Dogue de Bordeaux cool tricks
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Dogue de Bordeaux …one two three more times.
6. You put your Dogue de Bordeaux face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one Dogue de Bordeaux, you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your Dogue de Bordeaux to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your Dogue de Bordeaux gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.
