1-You have audibly gasped at the cuteness of a puppy photo.
2-You’ve seen a photo and thought it was the best photo in the history of photos
3-You’ve looked at the entire history of a Dachshund you don’t know.
4-Or the entire history of a Dachshund you do know… again.
5-You’ve tried to pet a Dachshund through your phone.
6-After you’ve showed someone a photo, you’ve judged them based on their reaction and whether or not it was the proper level of excitement.
7-The number of pages or groups Dachshunds you follow is slowly starting to outnumber the amount of people you follow.