1. Not only does your Shiba in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your Shiba comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your Shiba does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Shiba cool tricks
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Shiba …one two three more times.
6. You put your Shiba face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one Shiba, you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your Shiba to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your Shiba gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.