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9 Strict Rules that Maltese have established for humans to follow

abril 5, 2019

You know that your Maltese basically owns you, right?

1- Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as your alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

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2- If it lands on the floor, it’s mine.

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3- Please dear human, appreciate when I alert you of noises I hear outside. I’ve saved your life hundreds of times already.

Buddy in New York June 4th

4- I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.

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5- You have to give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat… unless it is a vegetable. You can keep those.

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6- Cuddle with me at least five times a day. While doing it you must tell me how cute and soft I am.

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7- Leave one pair of your stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinky socks and underwear will do, too.

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8- Let me inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I have asked already, I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn’t, okay?

9- We shall never be apart, and I will always be by your side.