1. The Labrador is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Labrador is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. Fine, the Labrador is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
4. All right, the Labrador is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
5. The Labrador can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
6. The Labrador can sleep under the covers every night.
7. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
8. Bathroom time is together time.
9. Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks, toys and underwear will do, too.