1. The Saint Bernard is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Saint Bernard is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. Fine, the Saint Bernard is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
4. All right, the Saint Bernard is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
5. The Saint Bernard can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
6. The Saint Bernard can sleep under the covers every night.
7. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Saint Bernard!
8. Bathroom time is together time.
9. Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks and underwear will do, too.