1. The Pekingese is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Pekingese is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. Fine, the Pekingese is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
4. All right, the Pekingese is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
5. The Pekingese can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
6. The Pekingese can sleep under the covers every night.
7. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
8. Bathroom time is together time.
9. Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks and underwear will do, too.