1. Not only does your Pitbull sleep in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your Pitbull comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your Pitbull does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your Pitbull cool tricks
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your Pitbull …one two three more times.
6. You put your Pitbull face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one Pitbull , you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your Pitbull to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your Pitbull gives you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.