1. Not only does your French Bulldog sleep in your bed with you…
2. You do whatever you can to make your French Bulldog comfortable.
3. Great effort is placed on making sure your french Bulldog does not feel left out.
4. You’ve canceled plans with your friends to teach your French Bulldog cool tricks
5. Even when you’re exhausted… you’ll always throw it for your French Bulldog …one two three more times.
6. You put your French Bulldog face, permanently on your body.
7. Once you started and got one French Bulldog, you couldn’t stop.
8. You allow your French Bulldog to entertain the idea of “human-life”.
9. When your French Bulldog, you this face, you’ll automatically do whatever it is you think he’s telepathically asking you to.