We love you. We’re here for you.
But we’re staging a little intervention.
Your friends don’t know how to tell you, but if you could avoid the following behaviors in the future, we’d all feel a little less awkward around you.
1-Three words: Dog. Baby. Carriage.
2-Letting the dog eat off your fork
3-You spend more on your dog’s wardrobe and upkeep than your own
4-Matching pawdicures though
5-I mean, have you looked at your couch objectively lately?
6-When you kiss your dog before your S.O. (on the lips)
7-The fact that you threw your dog a surprise birthday party
8-When your dog’s Instagram has more followers than your personal