Index
1. They never want to spend any time with you.
2. And they won’t bond with your children.
3. They never take a break.
4. Seriously, you’ll never get a moment’s peace.
5. You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.
6. You’re gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can’t stand being around them.
7. They won’t play anyway.
8. So just forget about taking trips to the dog park.
9. Plus, they’re ugly.
10. They never listen to a word you say
11. They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.
And they’ll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend.
