1. They never want to spend any time with you.
2. And they won’t bond with your children.
3. Seriously, you’ll never get a moment’s peace.
4. You’ll end up losing fingers from all the biting they do.
5. You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.
6. They won’t play anyway.
7. And half of the time, you’re breaking up fights they get in with other dogs.
8. There’s absolutely nothing majestic about them.
9. Plus, they’re ugly.
10. They never listen to a word you say
11. They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.
And they’ll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend.